An old sheep
Oatmeal
Onion
Seasoning
Potatoes
A large turnip
1 blt Malt Whisky

- Grab any sheep you can catch (best to wear a kilt, they can hear zippers from hundreds of yards)
- Cut off the good cuts of meat and throw away
- Remove stomach
- Put the rest in a grinder
- Mix with oatmeal, onion and seasoning and stuff into the stomach
- Boil until neighbours call the police about the smell
- Drink half the whisky
- Eat with mashed potatoes and turnip
- Drink the rest of the whisky
- Call friends and family back home and sing loudly into the phone